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Polandball: Not Safe For World

Polandball: Not Safe For World Rate : 3.5

  • Category : Casual
  • Version : 1.08.9
  • Size : 69.3 MB
  • Update : Feb 19,2025
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Application Description

Experience the thrill of global peacekeeping in "How Many Seconds of World Peace Can You Protect? Let's Nuke!" This historically accurate (as far as emu wars go!) Google Play game plunges you into a world teetering on the brink of chaos. Riots, terrorism, and zombies threaten global stability. As America's unlikely sidekick, you're the only one who can restore world peace – because, well, you're the chosen one!

Your mission? Roll the globe, identify troubled nations, and unleash your arsenal to neutralize threats before global happiness and population plummet. Choose from 3 of 13 devastating weapons in each playthrough. Fans of Polandball will find much to love here.

Gameplay Highlights:

  • Simple yet Engaging: Roll the earth, locate problem areas, and deploy your weapons.
  • Strategic Weapon Selection: Choose from a diverse arsenal of 13 powerful weapons.
  • Time-Sensitive Missions: Act quickly before global indicators reach critical levels.
  • Humorous and Ironic Tone: Embrace the game's lighthearted and satirical approach.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

  • Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down?
  • A: Because Poland is upside down. (Further explanation is classified.)
  • Q: What do you mean "Poland is upside down"?
  • A: Next question.
  • Q: Why is Israel a box?
  • A: Because of Jewish Physics.
  • Q: This game is offensive.
  • A: That's not a question.

Version 1.08.9 Update (September 3, 2024): Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy compliance.

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